Aspiring hairstylist who loves to laugh and drink Bacardi. Livin' that small town lifestyle. My guilty pleasures include comics, UFOs, floral prints, & big titties.

motherfcukahjones:

i feel bad for people who don’t think i’m funny & cute bc they’re missing out on how funny & cute i am.

(via sup-182)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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